funny dog jokes

What's the difference between a dog howling on the back porch, and a woman howling on the front porch?

The dog shuts up when you let it in.

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG' S DAILY DIARY

8:00 am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9:30 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite
9:40 am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite!
10:30 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!
11:30 am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
12:00 noon - Oh Boy! Kids! My favorite!
1:00 pm - Oh Boy! The garden! My favorite!
4:00 pm - Oh Boy! Kids! My favorite!
5:00 pm - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
5:30 pm - Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite

6:00 pm - Oh Boy! Sleeping in mom's bed! My Favorite!

Wow My Favorite

3 hours Ago

Getting Married

9 hours Ago

I Wants This

15 hours Ago

Happy Together

21 hours Ago

How I Feel Like

Yesterday

Little Tiny Kiss

Yesterday

Hello Everyone

Yesterday

Big And Little

Yesterday

Nom Nom Nom Water

2 days Ago

Thist Quenching

2 days Ago

Snow Land

2 days Ago

Just Back Off

2 days Ago

Running So Fast

3 days Ago

Police Dog

3 days Ago

Tiny Bed

3 days Ago

The Ski Dog

3 days Ago

how to train your dog

1. Consistency - be repetitive, consistently, young dogs are like children, they learn by repeating the same thing, often
2. Discipline - dogs respond to positive feedback and want you to be proud of them. It might sound overdone; but when they succeed, over praise them, raise the pitch of your voice and tell them 'that's a gooood boy/girl' while petting them
3. Boundaries - a young dog can be overwhelmed by too much area.

Dog personalities vary sometimes tremendously from breed to breed, but normally, excepting any unforeseeable circumstances, when implemented together these three measures are applicable to any breed.

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how to take care of your dog

Hi everyone I think that you all like cute little puppies. However they can be really troublesome and you do not have the time to take care of them. These are some of the tips of how to take care of your dog. Now I know that you would be asking me that i don't need your advice but this is just for in case. So please do not send me bad comments. Now these are the tips to take care of your dog.

-If you want it to smell good wash 2 times evey week.

-If you it to be healthy walk in every day if you have the opportunity.

-To make a good bong with it spend as much quality time as you can.

-Make sure you are the one who refills the bowl because the dog will know you are his/her master.

-For your dogs safety do not give your dog anything that is made out of choclate.

-Put your dog on a leash when you walk him.

-Make sure that your dog has a colar when you walk because if you lost himm someone will return him to you.

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