funny dog jokes

What's the difference between a dog howling on the back porch, and a woman howling on the front porch?

The dog shuts up when you let it in.

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG' S DAILY DIARY

8:00 am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9:30 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite
9:40 am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite!
10:30 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!
11:30 am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
12:00 noon - Oh Boy! Kids! My favorite!
1:00 pm - Oh Boy! The garden! My favorite!
4:00 pm - Oh Boy! Kids! My favorite!
5:00 pm - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
5:30 pm - Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite

6:00 pm - Oh Boy! Sleeping in mom's bed! My Favorite!

Wow My Favorite

3 hours Ago

Getting Married

9 hours Ago

I Wants This

15 hours Ago

Happy Together

21 hours Ago

How I Feel Like

Yesterday

Little Tiny Kiss

Yesterday

Hello Everyone

Yesterday

Big And Little

Yesterday

Nom Nom Nom Water

2 days Ago

Thist Quenching

2 days Ago

Snow Land

2 days Ago

Just Back Off

2 days Ago

Running So Fast

3 days Ago

Police Dog

3 days Ago

Tiny Bed

3 days Ago

The Ski Dog

3 days Ago